"Undertaker+Kane= Brothers of Boringness"
"First the XFL, and now the WCW? Vince, you're a dumbass." - Seen at last Nitro.
"Hey Bischoff, Subway is hiring" - Seen at last Nitro
"Read my sign"
"Generic Sign"
"Hogan has skill"
"HHH = The Game as Steph = Boob Job"
"Who booked this crap?"
"It's really Tuesday" - Seen at Smackdown
"HAHA I suck"
"Somebody stole my sign"
"Rock is to catchphrases as Scott Hall is to beers"
"Scott Hall CRACKS me up"
"Hunter Has Herpes"
"Hunter Hates Homos"
"Steph sucks... HHH"
"Hire me, I'll do the JOB"
"Buff's mom is the stuff!"
"Scott Hall - Rehab 4 Life"
"Hey Mysterio, Know wonder you wore a mask!" - After Superbrawl 1999, and that was how the fan spelled the sign.
"This is not a sign"
"Dyslexic 3:61"
"RAW is Taped" - Seen at Nitro
"RAW is Bore" - Seen at Nitro
"The BORE Zone" - Seen at Nitro
"Let the panties hit the floor"
"NWOh god not again"
"I bet those title belts have chocolate inside"
"Six best things in wrestling: Lita, Trish, and Torrie"
"Put Me On TV"
"The Rock wears $500 shirts and has a $5.00 buzzcut"
"Matt and Jeff are Hardly Boyz"
"Billy Gunn - Future WWF Hall Of Fam(ass)er"
"JR is gonna open up a can of BBQ sauce on you"
"X-Pac needs a tan"
"Where the fuck is Dudleyville?"
"I have poop on my shoes"
"Scott AlchoHALL"
"I'm Kane's speech therapist"
"My wife's waiting in the car"
"-----> Smells like poop"
"I HATE signs!"
"The guy behind me can't see"
"DDP bangs guys"
"I got in for free" - Seen at Nitro
"What's on RAW?" - Seen at Nitro
"Rather be at RAW" - Seen at Nitro
"I thought I bought a RAW ticket" - Seen at Nitro
"Nitro sucks" - Seen at RAW
"I'm NOT taping Nitro" - Seen at RAW
"Vince Russo = Overrated"
"Hogan made wrestling... boring!"
"Vichyna"
"The Big Show-Girl"
"Stone Cold Sold Out Quicker Than This Event"
"Lita Shag Me"
"I'm Naked!"
"I Got In For Free, But Don't Tell Security"
"Rhyno: Al Gore Him!"
"My Sign = Ratings"
"Hug Me 3:16"
"World Class Wimps"
"WCW = Career Suicide"
"He Has Gas ----->"
"Hey, I'm on TV again!"
"Don't look at my sign"
"Nitro = Nothing Interesting Turn Raw On"
"Repo Man equals ratings"
"Scott Steiner is to Steroids, as Hollywood Hogan is to Viagara"
"Turner's New Nightmare"
"Billy Gunn - Mid card 4 Life"
"HHH - Hunter Has Hemorrhoids"
"Undertaker & Angle=American Bad Ass vs. American Dumbass"
"Stevie Richards works for the PTC"
"All of the other signs around me are stupid"
"Chyna, you're the man!"
"Benoit, I got your missing tooth"
"Now Were Old"
"We Copy WWF"
"Wheel Chair Wrestling"
"We Can't Wrestle"
"Stephanie McJugs"
"I hope you didn't pay to see this crap" (At a PPV)
"I'm only here because my girlfriend dumped me"
"Am I the only one here who hates The Rock?"
"The Rock Lies - He's Never Been Here Before"
"Triple H is the Gay-me"
"I saw K-Dawg at Taco Bell"
"Goldberg deserves a push"
"Chyna stole my penis"
"3D='Dose Damn Dudleys"
"I saw the McMahons on Springer the other day"
"I came for the dark matches"
"We Put The 'M' In Stupid"
"Can someone switch the Jumbotron to RAW please?" - Seen at Nitro
"I couldn't think of a better sign"
"This isn't Live!" - Seen at Smackdown
"Rogain + Viagra = Hogan"
"Dusty Rhodes Fears Jenny Craig"
"I Wrote This Sign to Be On TV"
"Scott Hall drank my beer"
"More...beer...not drunk enough to watch this crap"
"My sign is giving this show ratings"